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What is Drunk on Set

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-01-15 06:32.

Alex Trebek has problems finishing a commercial for phone jeopardy, because he is a drunk douche.


Speaking of douches, in the song "Blinded by the Light" written by Bruce Springsteen but performed by Manfred Mann.  The Lyrics  seem to be saying 'Blinded by the Light, cut loose like a douche, another runner in the night'  I thought for the longest time he had some feminine product  fetish that I wasn't getting but the lyrics actually are meant to go 'cut loose like a deuce' referring to a hot rod, a little duece coupe from the Beach Boys songs.  Another great modern mystery is solved.

I wasn't the only confused person, read more about the confusing song here

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Dull the Pain

Submitted by wojo on Tue, 2006-01-31 02:03.

Ignore "this post":http://reallyimportantstuff.com/wojo/worst_news_ever/01/30/2006 and dull the pain of the "Vichy Dems":http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/01/30/MNG83GVPHN31.DTL and the sad State of the Union by popping into your "local drinking lberally pub":http://drinkingliberally.org/locations.html. Lucky for me, mine meets today near my place, but not all do so check the schedule. Check the forums because many that don't normally meet on Tuesdays may be meeting in anticipation of "this":http://youtube.com/w/George-Bush-State-of-the-Union?v=2L_jt2O7gAE&search=state%20of%20the%20union. You never know who you "might run into":http://reallyimportantstuff.com/wojo/mike_myers_doesnt_care_about_drunk_people/01/26/2006, and if things go really well you might even find yourself with opportunity to ignore this "bad news":http://reallyimportantstuff.com/kp/actual_worst_news_ever/01/30/2006

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Worst News Ever

Submitted by wojo on Mon, 2006-01-30 13:38.

CNN.com - Drinking joins smoking as cancer risk - Jan 30, 2006

Along with smoking and chronic infections, alcohol consumption is an important cause of several types of cancer, researchers said on Monday. Excessive drinking raises the risk of cancer of the mouth, larynx, oesophagus, liver, colon and breast. It may also be linked with cancer of the pancreas and lung.

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