Cologne, FRANCE - American tourist Frank Sebastion began a civil suite against French hotel "L'hotel D'amboise' for damages incurred while using a European toilet known as a Bidet.

"There were two toilets, how the hell was I supposed to know which one did what?" Sebastion related. "I sat down on the lower one and I turned the water on and... I was voilated."

Sebastion claims the bidet sexually violeted him without his consent, shooting a stream of water into his anus, causing serious and severe emotional damage.

A bidet is a low-mounted sink intended for washing the genetalia and inner buttocks and anus.

The number of bidet accidents is approximated at roughly 25 per year globally. The French hotel issued a statement that apologized for the incident but welcomed the chance to clear it's name in court.

"We are a three start hotel without any history of bidet rape, this is preposterous, simply preposterous." Hotel manager Bertran Renault noted. "If Americans do not know the difference between our bathroom facilities, we cannot be at fault for this."

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