Girls aren't listening to my man mouth

Submitted by amilh on Wed, 2008-01-30 21:35.

Johnny LuvCakes

Ladies, what the dillio?

I made a Craigslist post a week ago about how you ladies have been wasting by sweet ass body by not sleeping with it but so far not one hot ass babe has responded. A few gay dudes replied, but seriously guys, this body isn't being wasted on dood hole.

I thought the Internet meant I would just have to post a picture of my pecs and women would flock to my cock, so to speak. What is the point of the Internet if I can't get laid from it? Ok let's get down to it ladies, I got what you need. With my recent calve implants, I am the perfect package. I got the personality, the body, and fly ass wheels, seriously if I had anything more I would be like an alien, a really hot alien.

I'm not going to get angry with you for not replying to my Craigslist post, I just expect some responses, quick. And ladies when I say responses I mean naked pictures. You could ask one of my hot female friends to take pictures of you, and then accidentally she comes into the picture and you guys totally get it on, if you really want to.

Johnny will be waiting.