If I had to have sex with a Care Bear

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-01-22 20:37.

It's not hard to imagine a situation where one would forced to have sex with a Care Bear. In such a situation it's vital you know right off the bat, which Care Bear you would have sex with. Luckily I have narrowed down the choices for you.

Friend Bear is a kind and friendly bear who shows what it means to be a good friend. Friend bear sounds good on paper, a real female bear friend would give at least one hj a week, if they knew the true meaning of friendhship. But friend bear is a total porker, not worth it.

Wish Bear helps make wishes come true, and although they don't
always come true, making wishes and working hard to help make them come
true is still a lot of fun. Okay again good on paper, any bear that can make wishes come true must be sweet right? Wrong. What most people don't know is that after you get your wish, Wish Bear nags the shit out of you. "Why did you need to get 20 naked Jessica Albas" this, "do you have to leave the naked bound and gagged Pamela Anderson in the kitchen" that. Trust me it's not worth the bound Pamela Anderson sex. Denied.

Love-A-Lot Bear is a pretty and perky bear who helps spread love and help it along wherever she goes. Ok Love-A-Lot is a major contender. She is the hippie slut monkey of the Care Bear World. In Care Bears: Oopsy Does It!, she has a big flying magic wand and wears a star-shaped hairclip on her head. Oh and the wand, is magic for more reasons than you think. The biggest problem with Love-A-Lot Bear is really that she just loves too much. Sleeping with her will risk contracting several different forms of very resilient Care Bear gonorrhea and or herpes. Stay away.

Cheer Bear is a very happy and perky bear, who helps everyone be their happiest and cheer up those who are unhappy. Cheer Bear is clearly the hottest Care Bear. With a great can do attitude, Cheer Bear is always up for anything, really, anything. She is the go to Care Bear whenever you are forced to sleep with one.