Lost: My Dignity on the third date

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-07-01 13:34.

Dear Amanda,

I'm writing you because I was wondering if you could help me find my
dignity, I seemed to have lost it somewhere on our third date.

I'm pretty sure I didn't loose it on our first date. When you told
me that horribly long and boring story about how you ALMOST won your
senior class president election, but Becky something won because she
called you a slut, I did pretend to be interested. But it was our first
date, I thought you were just nervous.

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