Another example of how craigslist postings are better than most TV shows.  My question is, why should she be careful with the Qing dynasty teapot if she is shitting in it?

Editor's Note: An observant reader pointed out that the poster spelled "deficate" (sic) incorrectly. How embarrassing! You put all that time into your post with exquisite detail describing how your artist will pluck all her eyebrows and get to the big payoff of how she will "deficate" into a Qing Dynasty teapot, then you blow it with some bad spelling. Who knows how many willing participants our intrepid Craigslister scared away with that one misplaced letter?
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