Screw saving, this is America

Submitted by amilh on Fri, 2008-06-20 00:00.

Listen up America, we need to talk. There is a lot of talk about a slumping economy and how everyone needs to save money. This kind of talk is a lie, and should not be tolerated. Don't let the liberal elite convince you that you need to hug gay trees, and save for the future. This is American God Dammit, we don't tolerate that kind of talk around here.

It's our God given right to overspend without thinking about the future, and that's exactly what we should be doing. Not spending beyond your means is just like giving a rim job to the #2 leader of Al Queda. Do you want your children to imagine you doing that? I think not.

When times get difficult, do your duty and buy that Wii your bratty child has been clamoring for. When recession hits hard, hit back by buying that Gucci alarm clock you've had your eye on. This is America, we don't back down, we buy more shit.