I have a burning problem, and it's a urinary tract infection, ZING! Seriously though, I am an unabashed upskirt photographer who has fallen victim to what we call in the industry, "surprise endings" or crosdressers wearing skirts.

Imagine this horror story if you can: It's a wonderfully hot day and you're strolling along a heavily trafficked street with a small digital camera cleverly hidden in your shoe. You spot a delicious hottie walking ahead of you, wearing none other than a mini-skirt. Your heart begins to flutter thinking of sharing photos of her undergarments across the Internet. You snap the photo, continue walking, mission accomplished. When you return home and finish eating a delicious Hot Pocket, you download the fruits of your labor to discover a giant ding dong under the skirt!!!!!!!!!

I know what you're thinking, John how could you even imagine something so horrific? It's not a dream my friends, this is the reality of the sick world we live in. What kind of perverted person would take the time to look so much like a woman? Do they do it to get a sick thrill out of messing with honest upskirt photographers? Today I take a stand.

I vow to personally seek out any crosdresser wearing a skirt and branding them with a large, "CD". These men in skirts will be publicly shamed until they stop taunting upskirt photographers into their sick lair of lies. When I am done the world will be a better, safter place, where upskirt photographers can walk the streets in peace. This is the kind the world I want to live in, will you join me?

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