USA will soon eat itself

Submitted by amilh on Sat, 2008-01-26 23:37.

In case you didn't feel bad enough about Abu Ghraib, the economy or Dennis Kucinich dropping out of the presidential race taking with him his hot ass wife, now you also need to worry about your neighbor eating you.

In a CNN report on obesity in America, always smiling sellout Indian reporter Sanjay Gupta shows us just how fat the US is. What is great about the map is how perfectly it matches up to the 2004 presidential election.

So basically 1/4 of the country is obese, and by obese I mean they would be close to eating your arm if it had the scent of bacon bits. The good news is that if there is ever a power shortage due to another war in the Middle East, we will be able to burn the fat of our nation for over 200 years. Fat people are kind of like the giant candles of the modern world.