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I think the argument of accidentally making out with a guy doesn't work as much as it should these days.  In the 80's men could easily get away with "I was on a lunch break, slipped on a peanut and accidentally found myself knee deep in man ass," and get away with it.  

I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.