What women really want (me)

Submitted by amilh on Fri, 2008-03-21 20:27.

Well hello, thank you for dropping by. I will dispense with the verbal foreplay because it's a waste of our time...

If you area lady, I already know you have a strong sexual attraction, to me. I know this, because you, like all women, profoundly, and deeply, want me.

Women have always had an insatiable lust for me. When I was young girls would give me their jolly ranchers, and then their anus. This was my axe to bear and I bore it as well as any man could.

Men have always wanted to be me, but as the old saying goes; too much free hair pie makes a man develop a distaste for female genitalia flavored baked goods.

This is why I am trying something new. Something to challenge the greatest cock hound this country has produced.

I shall try my luck at seducing an old man. But not any old man, he must be well worn, with hair protruding from his ears, and at least 15-30 pounds overweight. This man should have lost his lust for life, so that I may ignite it once again with my sexy, sexy self. This will be the greatest challenge man has ever faced, and I am eager to begin the dance of love!