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Doctor explains average penis size

Submitted by amilh on Sun, 2008-07-27 18:20.

Dr. Hugh Nutes

Dear internet guys,

I understand many of you spend large amounts of time online and haven't yet experienced many basic elements of life; driving without your parents, masturbating in your own house, doing ladies, giving a lady a dutch oven, etc. etc.

Many young people have come to me and asked about penis size. It's natural to have fears about your small penis. Every man at one point in his life wonders if their small penis is actually as small as they think it is. Calm down, don't panic and call your sister to give you a back rub and then secretly want to marry her.

Use the following guide to make calm your penis worries.

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Virginia Lawmaker wants to take your balls away

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-01-22 08:22.

I actually don't need to write anything here, the lawmaker really says it all

A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new
legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of
trucks.

Spruill said he became concerned when he learned that the truck accessories had got larger as their popularity had increased.
"How big are they going to go?" he said. "When will it stop?"

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