Christmas come early! Just days after the BBC pulls out one of the top headlines ever, "Europeans get drunk to have sex," they just go and raise the bar again. What's next, the BBC following the Brit tabloids with topless women? Important topless women of course, like the Queen, Thatcher and Amy Winehouse. This is the BBC after all.

BBC NEWS | Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

Young adults in Europe deliberately binge on drink and drugs to improve their sex lives, research suggests.

The UK has one of the worst reputations for binge drinking and underage sex but there are striking similarities between countries, a study found.

A third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women questioned said they drank to increase their chance of sex.

Now this is research grants being put to good use. Who would have ever thought that people go out drinking with hopes of getting some action? What makes this "scientific" and not just a drunk night out for the researcher is the eureaka! revelation that, "...many young people were 'strategically' binge drinking or abusing drugs to improve their sex lives." Aha, it's all about the strategy.

Look for more shocking headlines from the BBC to follow:

• Obese people eat too much
• Creepy uncle is pedophile
• Less attractive people find dating difficult
• Americans be dumb
• Study Finds: Lottery winners extremely lucky
• Teenage daughter 'Totally hates!' parents
• Explosives linked to blowing up stuff

I'm off to do some research.

That had to hurt. PENIS!

US 'penis photo' doctor suspended

A surgeon at a prestigious US hospital is facing a disciplinary hearing after he allegedly took a photo of a patient's penis during an operation.
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The patient is a strip club owner, Sean Dubowik, whose penis is tattooed with the words "Hot Rod".