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R.I.P Beer

Submitted by amilh on Mon, 2008-02-11 16:17.

This is what it looks like when a beer bottle gets capped. 

Isn't it a federal offense in a some countries to kill beer?


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Next Budlight superbowl commercial already written

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-02-05 17:52.

ST. AUGUSTINE, FL -- Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving
had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting
in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.

When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."

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3 Easy Ways to Get Free Drinks

Submitted by amilh on Thu, 2008-01-24 21:20.

You're at a bar, the music is great, the vibe is right, and you're ready to rock.  You reach in your pocket to pay for a drink and SNAP, you're out of money!!!! Don't flip out, seriously you look gay when you flip out.  If you use any of these tips, you'll get that free drink and continue to get free drinks ALL NIGHT LONG!

1.  Get some tits

Mammories are like free money.  Seriously get a few of these bad boys and you could get free drinks, golf carts or your favorite eggo waffles (cinnamon rocks).

2.  Get a Vagina

This one is a little trickier because people won't immediately know that you have a vagina.  Word to the wise, when you're in a bar and a someone comes up to you, whisper in their ear "guess what, I gots me a vagina."  Case closed, that beer of choice is yours.

3.  Pretend you are an empty beer box

This might look stupid, until you start getting free beer out of it.  Start by drinking a case of beer.  Don't worry you will totally make up the free beer later.  Next, place the empty beer box on your head and walk into a bar.  When the bartender sees you, remember NOT to ask for a beer.  This will confuse the bartender into thinking you are in fact just an empty box of beer and they will immediately fill it up with NEW beer.  Problem solved.  You're welcome.

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Drunk, or Just Love America?

Submitted by wojo on Tue, 2006-06-20 23:00.

So tomorrow's US World Cup game is on at 9:55 AM. So am I an drunk if
I go to a bar that early... No, I just really love America! And if you don't join me (even you west coasters at 6:55) than I have to question who you really want to win the war. As my hero, Anne Coulter, would say, "You traitors!" Get a beer tomorrow morning and support the team... and the troops.

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