Foggerty Clemens

All right first don't jump to any conclusions, I said I MIGHT have had sex with my chicken Genny.  There is no guarantee that anything happened.

I first noticed something was different when I went to feed her.  She gave me this look.  Kinda like a look your girlfriend gives you when bring up having relations in the really bad place.  That kinda look.

I asked Genny what her problem was but she was just cold to me all day.  I didn't pay it no mind because everyone knows how female chickens can be (bitches).

While I was washing up for supper I noticed something else funny, a chicken feather in my penis hole. "How did that git there!" I hollered.  Now normally I find all kinds of crazy stuff up there; buttons, marbles, scraps of cheese, but never in my life have I seen a chicken feather lodged right up in there.

That made me think a bit, but then I got mighty hungry and sat down to dinner.

The next day I found all these scratch marks on my hands.  I had no idea where those things came from but I sure did have a mighty huge headache. 

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