This is a great spoof on the Bill O'Reilly meltdown video, but the throw-away bit is actually the funniest as Colbert reports some hometown news:

At this pet store, it really is a dog eat dog world.

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It's belated Friday Rap Blogging, but I took the Sabbath off in honor of my favorite Republican, JoeMentum.

I see a Colbert Report mention in this stories future.

CNN.com - Bears eat monkey, visitors shocked

Visitors reported that the grisly scene began as several bears chased the monkey, a macaque, onto a wooden structure at Beekse Bergen Safari Park.

They said a bear tried unsuccessfully to shake the monkey loose, ignoring attempts by keepers to distract it. The bear then climbed up and grabbed the monkey, mauling it to death and bringing it to its concrete den, where three bears ate it.