A Japanese love story:
“I love you.”  He said in Japanese

A carpet story:
He stood on the carpet without knowing the carpet’s deep, dark, secret; a dog had urinated on it two days ago.

A costume / clichéd life lesson story:
He wore a mask to the costume party, but the real mask was the one he wore over his pain.

Good ol' fashion british star wars humo(u)r.  Apparently not every used car salesman has seen star wars.  My favorite line, "long time ago, I had a Ford...Galaxe far far away"

So this once again proves British TV rocks, hard.   Screen Wipe is a BBC4 show where a cantankerous  old man flings nuggets of hatred at his tv.  It's kind of like if the cast of one foot in the grave were to be watching TV, but they were high on crank yet annoyed at the effects.

Maybe the writers strike isn't that bad.  Anything that puts david cross in a giant cat outfit using the phrase "meow-dorable" has to be good right?

Guy gets a phone call from a british telemarketer.  Guy is hearing impaired.  Telemarketer chews him out.

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