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Whiny leg-huggers more likely to vote for Bush

Submitted by kp on Wed, 2006-03-22 17:15.

Thanks to "Arts and Letters Daily":http://www.aldaily.com for pointing out "this":http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1142722231554&call_pageid=1105528093962&col=1105528093790 article from the Toronto Star.

Evidently if your kid makes her own PB&J at the age of 2 (guilty), she's more likely to grow up and vote liberally.

If your kid is surly and hides behind your legs and whines, he's more likely to grow up and vote conservatively.

I'm not convinced in the study's terms, but I'm totally convinced by the results. Personal instinct confirms it.

I propose we take all the whiny pains-in-the-ass and cloister them until the age of 15, at which point we let them go, having continuously steeped their little brains in correct political viewpoints. Clearly the only way to fix this problem.