This is what happens when you let religious nuts merge church and state.

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Enjoy the fish sticks, and 5k/hourly hookers.

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In what has to be one of the most brilliant marketing moves, former prostitutes are now preaching the word of God.

The hookers are using their knowledge and experience performing rusty trombones, Cleavland steamers, blumpkins, and dirty sanchezes, to convert non believers to put their love in Jesus Christ.

While many call them dirty vag whores whose recently stained lips should never mention the Lords name, others call them to have sex for money.

The controversy will continue but one thing will remain the same, women can sell anything as long as they have working vaginas.

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And they'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love.
Yes, they'll know we are Christians by our "You're not getting any fucking presents!"

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via Eric Lodwick

Sucks having a Christmas birthday.

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This is not surprising. I knew one Jewish person growing up. They made her bring her mother to school one day and give us a little show-and-tell about their adorable ancient religion. I fell in love with Leviticus than and there!

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Lady peon, back from vacation: Yeah, so in Israel they have something called Shabbat every Friday. I think it's a chicken dish.

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This Santa would be creepy by himself, but the kid's reaction makes it picture perfect.  Maybe she was a really bad girl this year and mommy decided to unleash the creepy santa on her?