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What Would Jesus Chew?

Submitted by wojo on Tue, 2006-06-06 01:15.

Oh man! This gum sure makes me want to stay pure with Sally. Actually, it makes me want to masturbate and think about Sally, and maybe experiment with my bunkmate at christian camp...so I can stay pure. Sally, you want some gum also? Okay, I suppose we can makeout a bit. What's that? The gum makes you want to have unprotected oral and anal sex, great! We are abstinence pledgers with our own great gum. We don't need condoms, because we are waiting for marriage. How about we play a little game called, "Just the tip." No, no, Sally. Just the tip won't get you pregnant.

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A unique way to communicate the message of abstinence. Each box of spearmint-flavored chewing gum is imprinted with the message: Chew on this . . . Stick with Abstinence. Perfect for Title V Programs and youth presentations. Bulk pricing available.
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