Barack Obama steamrolled over the competition soundly winning the South Carolina primary.  Political analysts examining exit polling have determined young people were very much responsible for the thrashing.  The youth however, were not actually voting, they were intimidating voters at gunpoint, with guns.

"They were handing out guns to the kids right outside the Obama headquarters," local resident Francine Dunlop said.  "At first I thought it was some joke, but then the kids started to march towards the booth and told all the voters if they didn't vote for Barack they would shoot to kill." 

"We've often talked about arming our children to influence the polling stations, but we never actually went through with it!"  Republican strategist Chet Avery said.  "If we knew it would have actually worked, I would have given all of my cub scouts a glock"

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This speech for President Bush, read by an impersonator, was written by an elementary school student. Funny, the syntax sounds just like our president to me.

More speeches and the details are available here .

Thanks to Bitch PhD for the link.

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