BBC NEWS | Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

Young adults in Europe deliberately binge on drink and drugs to improve their sex lives, research suggests.

The UK has one of the worst reputations for binge drinking and underage sex but there are striking similarities between countries, a study found.

A third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women questioned said they drank to increase their chance of sex.

Now this is research grants being put to good use. Who would have ever thought that people go out drinking with hopes of getting some action? What makes this "scientific" and not just a drunk night out for the researcher is the eureaka! revelation that, "...many young people were 'strategically' binge drinking or abusing drugs to improve their sex lives." Aha, it's all about the strategy.

Look for more shocking headlines from the BBC to follow:

• Obese people eat too much
• Creepy uncle is pedophile
• Less attractive people find dating difficult
• Americans be dumb
• Study Finds: Lottery winners extremely lucky
• Teenage daughter 'Totally hates!' parents
• Explosives linked to blowing up stuff

I'm off to do some research.

or you just happy to see me?

Boys have a Godstick and girls have a Shame Cave.

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Well hello, thank you for dropping by. I will dispense with the verbal foreplay because it's a waste of our time...

If you area lady, I already know you have a strong sexual attraction, to me. I know this, because you, like all women, profoundly, and deeply, want me.

Women have always had an insatiable lust for me. When I was young girls would give me their jolly ranchers, and then their anus. This was my axe to bear and I bore it as well as any man could.

Men have always wanted to be me, but as the old saying goes; too much free hair pie makes a man develop a distaste for female genitalia flavored baked goods.

This is why I am trying something new. Something to challenge the greatest cock hound this country has produced.

I shall try my luck at seducing an old man. But not any old man, he must be well worn, with hair protruding from his ears, and at least 15-30 pounds overweight. This man should have lost his lust for life, so that I may ignite it once again with my sexy, sexy self. This will be the greatest challenge man has ever faced, and I am eager to begin the dance of love!

Another reason to be proud of Portland. h/t LCT
Swinging, Threesomes and Group sex. Statistical data.

Portland, Oregon, US, just polled intention or willingness to participate in threesomes and orgies over 60% of those polled are willing to experiment, but their willingness depends on "you would never see that third person again

Foggerty Clemens

All right first don't jump to any conclusions, I said I MIGHT have had sex with my chicken Genny.  There is no guarantee that anything happened.

I first noticed something was different when I went to feed her.  She gave me this look.  Kinda like a look your girlfriend gives you when bring up having relations in the really bad place.  That kinda look.

I asked Genny what her problem was but she was just cold to me all day.  I didn't pay it no mind because everyone knows how female chickens can be (bitches).

While I was washing up for supper I noticed something else funny, a chicken feather in my penis hole. "How did that git there!" I hollered.  Now normally I find all kinds of crazy stuff up there; buttons, marbles, scraps of cheese, but never in my life have I seen a chicken feather lodged right up in there.

That made me think a bit, but then I got mighty hungry and sat down to dinner.

The next day I found all these scratch marks on my hands.  I had no idea where those things came from but I sure did have a mighty huge headache. 

According to Italian sexologist, Serenella Salomoni, having sex with your co-workers improves your productivity.

So the next time I hit on the hot intern, I don't want to hear all this guff from management about "being creepy" or "using my position to get a handjob".

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Hey baby, its almost time for us to do it, and by do it I mean I will to place my penis inside of you, preferably in your vagina.

It’s okay baby there is no need to worry, it’s my first time too. I mean not first time, no baby don’t go anywhere of course I’ve pounded womens before, many many times.  How many times?  Oh probably 47.  Don’t be intimidated by the sheer number girls I’ve buried my extra large bone into, it’s just a result of being as fly as I am.  No baby, really don’t go stay and drink some more bud light.  That’s right baby I’m not only concerned about getting you drunk but also about keeping your ass no larger than it already is. You’re welcome.

It's not hard to imagine a situation where one would forced to have sex with a Care Bear. In such a situation it's vital you know right off the bat, which Care Bear you would have sex with. Luckily I have narrowed down the choices for you. 

Friend Bear is a kind and friendly bear who shows what it means to be a good friend.  Friend bear sounds good on paper, a real female bear friend would give at least one hj a week, if they knew the true meaning of friendhship.  But friend bear is a total porker, not worth it.

Really, Facebook?  Really...

Facebook | Have Sex! Application

Put a "Have Sex!" button on your profile so your friends can Have Sex! with you. Browse profiles of hot looking people, let them know you are interested or Have Sex! with them right away in different positions and places!

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