This one goes out to all the good little Jewish girls and boys who are part of America and thus, allowed to have freedom thanks to their totally bitching monotheism (specifically, the Jesus' daddy variety) according to Elder Mitt.

Sadly, you have to watch the Hanukkah Harry video on NBC.com thanks to their evil Overlords at the Sheinhardt Wig Corporation.

On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
It's Hanukkah Harry 8 nights a year!
On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
Means that Hanukkah Harry is here!
Delivering Toys to Jewish girls and Jewish boys
We dance the horah around the menorah
'Cuz Hanukkah Harry is Here!"

Happy Hanukkah (and with a "C") everybody. And Yay!Oil...and socks! Oh, and what better way to celebrate than with 8 cent falafel? The Festival of Lights and falafel at a price that would have even a Jew saying, "That's mashugena!" -- c'mon, that one set itself up. What Joyous News.