I'm not near as hilarious as Jay Leno--he slays me! However, this one was just too easy. Notice the "Top Story" and then their feature right below. Makes me want to take a discounted flight.

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Did you notice how Bush is on vacation just as a warning comes in of impending doom.  How could one President be on vacation, TWICE, when he should have been preparing for the greatest attack and act of god respectively the continental US had ever seen?  This also makes two times Bush was warned of a castrophe, but claimed nobody could "anticipate," what was about to happen.  Like Sept. 1:

I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.

Kind of reminds me of this:

Had I know that the enemy was going to use airplanes to kill on that fateful morning, I would have done everything in my power to protect the American people.

Wasn't Bush on vacation right before the Dinosaurs went extinct -- about 5,000 years ago?

White House Got Early Warning on Katrina

In a second document, also obtained by The Washington Post, a computer slide presentation by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, prepared for a 9 a.m. meeting on Aug. 27, two days before Katrina made landfall, compared Katrina's likely impact to that of "Hurricane Pam," a fictional Category 3 storm used in a series of FEMA disaster-preparedness exercises simulating the effects of a major hurricane striking New Orleans. But Katrina, the report warned, could be worse.

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