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Next Budlight superbowl commercial already written

Submitted by amilh on Tue, 2008-02-05 17:52.

ST. AUGUSTINE, FL -- Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving
had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting
in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.

When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."

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My First... 47th Time

Submitted by amilh on Sun, 2008-01-27 16:52.


Hey baby, its almost time for us to do it, and by do it I mean I will to place my penis inside of you, preferably in your vagina.

It’s okay baby there is no need to worry, it’s my first time too. I mean not first time, no baby don’t go anywhere of course I’ve pounded womens before, many many times.  How many times?  Oh probably 47.  Don’t be intimidated by the sheer number girls I’ve buried my extra large bone into, it’s just a result of being as fly as I am.  No baby, really don’t go stay and drink some more bud light.  That’s right baby I’m not only concerned about getting you drunk but also about keeping your ass no larger than it already is. You’re welcome.

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Indian women gain right to be groped, feign interest in you

Submitted by wojo on Thu, 2007-12-20 13:10.

Finally! Some respect for women. Achieving MDG Goal 3 here we come. Enjoy your new profession ladies, but watch out for Richard Gere -- especially if he has a gerbil (C'mon! Can't mention him without a gerbil reference).
Indian Women Win the Right to Tend Bar

It has taken 93 years but India's women have finally won a spot behind the bar. The country's supreme court justices ruled that state laws barring female employees in bars and in restaurants where alcohol is served should be struck down as unconstitutional.

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Porn for Girls, by Girls

Submitted by amilh on Thu, 2007-12-13 17:24.

Girls get ready EXTREME CONSIDERATION.

A new pornography site developed by girls, for girls.  Unlike your flaky boyfriend, this site guarantees you will get off with pictures of HARDCORE social lunches with your parents and 1,000s of pictures of just forearms.

Do your vagina a favor

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Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr."

Submitted by amilh on Wed, 2007-12-12 10:28.

So this is a fake craigslist ad, but i have to give (props) is there a better word for props, that isn't as pretentious as cudos... adulation?  whatever, the author pegs the post-college alcoholic new yorker female.

"Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner
drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here,
only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up."

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Starring at boobs = 100 pushups

Submitted by amilh on Sun, 2007-12-02 16:40.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact
prolong their lives with years.'

I knew somehow in the back of my mind that buying those binoculars was actually the equivalent to a gym membership. 
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such
as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.





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